Dear mum
it's me toby.
its sunday february 15th and here we are, staring at this monitor, thinking maybe you'll be home soon.
this crazy cat lady came over today. brought with her some pretty awesome 'sh*t'.
green and leafy. (click on the picture above to see the 'big' picture)
mia loved it. she sucked right up to that crazy cat lady.
rolled around and acted like a fool. belly up, eyes rolling around in her head. all kinds of stuff like that.
gurlz are stupid.
not me ,man.
i skulked behind every bit of furniture while mia and that crazy cat lady played with the toys.. my toys! i snuck closer and closer.
crazy cat lady didnt even see me getting closer and closer to them.
i had to be close by to save mia, if that crazy cat lady got too CRAZY with her.
i dont want them to have TOO much fun (without me).
she finally did leave, after 2 whole hours. i didnt let her touch me but only twice i let her touch me before running away and hiding.
. ( hey.. she wasnt that bad, and i kinda remember her smell but dont tell her i said that. )
and she gave us treats and fed us our meat and cleaned up the water mess i'd left and she even cleaned out all the turds we'd left behind in our sand box..
we watched her leave, mia and me, with this big orangy yellow football kind of thing that you left on the counter.
crazy cat lady thinks its warm enough to play football outside???
ya its sunny today but still looks phrikkin cold out. even the birds have goose bumps!
phew. what a day.
Bye mummy.
i HOpe you get a sunburn today. and a hangover.
write back ok? leave comments on our blog, mummy.
i love you.
mia says she loves yu too.
she is still a bit high from that green shit, still on the back of that chair, ready to topple over. gotta go catch her!
love,
toby x0x0x0
(i am not going to cry. im a big boy now.)
green and leafy. (click on the picture above to see the 'big' picture)
mia loved it. she sucked right up to that crazy cat lady.
rolled around and acted like a fool. belly up, eyes rolling around in her head. all kinds of stuff like that.
gurlz are stupid.
not me ,man.
i skulked behind every bit of furniture while mia and that crazy cat lady played with the toys.. my toys! i snuck closer and closer.
crazy cat lady didnt even see me getting closer and closer to them.
i had to be close by to save mia, if that crazy cat lady got too CRAZY with her.
i dont want them to have TOO much fun (without me).
she finally did leave, after 2 whole hours. i didnt let her touch me but only twice i let her touch me before running away and hiding.
. ( hey.. she wasnt that bad, and i kinda remember her smell but dont tell her i said that. )
and she gave us treats and fed us our meat and cleaned up the water mess i'd left and she even cleaned out all the turds we'd left behind in our sand box..
we watched her leave, mia and me, with this big orangy yellow football kind of thing that you left on the counter.
crazy cat lady thinks its warm enough to play football outside???
ya its sunny today but still looks phrikkin cold out. even the birds have goose bumps!
phew. what a day.
Bye mummy.
i HOpe you get a sunburn today. and a hangover.
write back ok? leave comments on our blog, mummy.
i love you.
mia says she loves yu too.
she is still a bit high from that green shit, still on the back of that chair, ready to topple over. gotta go catch her!
love,
toby x0x0x0
(i am not going to cry. im a big boy now.)
(email from Patti-0)
ReplyDeleteHi everyone. How are things at home? Thie is absolutely right next door to heaven. Hot ,sunny, beautiful breeze ,good food, and LOTS to drink. I've had drink for all my friends today. That put me to bed for about 3 hours and now I"m just on my way to get some dinner before I go back to bed for the night. It's all your faults that I'll have a hangover tomorrow.
How are my babies??? I miss them. Has anyone seen Toby yet? That poor little guy will be mad as hell at me. I'm sure you have all seen Mia. Make sure they get lots of treats. And tell them I miss them and love them.
Get back to me. I'll check back here in a couple of days.....Thursday probably.
How's the mail Avery? Lots of bills. Did that card come in yet for my parcel?
Bye bye
Pat